Best of Craigslist Vancouver

And in an accidental moment of binary code magic, Google sent me here. I thank thee, mine beloved search engine, for thou hast once again illuminated my life.

If I had to choose... I'd say that,

This one made my day:
"(...) Have you never had to clean dog shit out off of a pair of New Balance runners before? Maybe you should take a look at how many ridiculous grooves there are in the soles."

I felt empathy for this public transit hater:
"(...) Trying to make it sound like you're some hot-shot in a high-rise, well we all know your secret. If you're a hot-shot in a high rise then what the fuck is your ass doing riding a bus?"

But my love goes to this one:
"(...) I know that you love your boyfriend. You know HOW I know that? Because you've told me that. Five times. In the last two minutes."

Also, don't miss the 2 effective methods for bathing a cat.

And my brief photographic tribute to the cherry blossom around the block: